Blu-ray Review - Cthulhu Mansion

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A director with a long history in genre entertainment, Juan Piquer Simon ("Pieces," "Slugs," "The Rift") attempts to do something with the static location of a house that's being taken over by a demonic force. Taking pieces of "Poltergeist" and trying to play tribute to the works of H.P. Lovecraft, Simon offers 1992's "Cthulhu Mansion," which pits cocaine-dealing punks against the forces of evil during one long night in Madrid. Simon isn't blessed with a major budget for the endeavor, but he tries his best to create something memorably macabre, providing genre fans with loathsome creeps and bizarre deaths to help fill the run time. More exotic elements of supernatural menace aren't quite as enchanting, but "Cthulhu Mansion" delivers compelling weirdness as Simon creates a war between generations and highlights building pressure from beyond. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Blu-ray Review - Rogue

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While the team at Lionsgate is surely trying to find anything to entice viewers into watching "Rogue," the cover of the Blu-ray offers a note that the picture is "from the director of 'Silent Hill: Revelation'," and provides images of star Megan Fox and a snarling male lion, which isn't even featured in the film. There's little on the outside that seems promising about the production, and it turns out there isn't much to embrace about the movie, which presents itself as some type of actioner with a conservation message buried beneath layers of tepid plotting, bad screenwriting, and weak performances. "Rogue" begins with a bang, announcing itself with big guns, bad guys, and pogo stick cinematography (credited to Brendan Barnes), but it soon settles into a "Jaws" situation of survival on an African lion farm, only writers Isabel Bassett and M.J. Bassett (who also directs) don't push hard enough on animal activity, making the effort more about exposition than exploitation, which dials down the potential fun factor of the material. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Blu-ray Review - Centigrade

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"Centigrade" is a survival picture that's based on true story, though the specifics of the inspiration are vague at best. It's better to put the reality of the story aside and approach the feature as a two-hander drama, where the participants are stuck inside of a car buried in the snow for 85 minutes of screen time. Screenwriters Daley Nixon and Brendan Walsh (who also directs) have quite the creative task, trying to make near immobility into a nail- biting experience of panic. "Centigrade" doesn't achieve a few of its limited goals, but the movie is largely successful as a claustrophobic mission of self-preservation and logic. It's not the easiest film to sit through, presenting all sorts of anguish and argumentative behavior, but Walsh believes in the endeavor's importance as an offering of emotionality and perseverance, even when he can't communicate such urgency to the viewer. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Film Review - Luca

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After getting caught up in a lust for sequels for few years, Pixar Animation Studios continues their return to original stories with “Luca,” which follows the successful releases of “Onward” and “Soul.” After exploring fantasy realms and jazz, the company now focuses on the delights of Italy, presenting a tale of sea monsters experiencing the wonders of Vespas and the heavenly highs of pasta. The screenplay by Jesse Andrews and Mike Jones has a lot of fun soaking up the sights and sounds of an Italian coastal town, and they do well with the unreality of the story, creating distinct characters brought to life through outstanding voice work. It’s the Pixar Formula that’s a little too heavy this time around, hurting the brightness of the feature, with its merriment periodically interrupted by tiresome dramatics and familiar messages on the power of friendship and family. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Film Review - The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

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The success of 2017’s “The Hitman’s Bodyguard” came as a great surprise to everybody, but I’m guessing the producers were downright shocked at the audience response to the feature. It was a throwaway comedy for the late-August crowds, enjoying wonderful marketplace timing with a post-“Deadpool” appearance by Ryan Reynolds. “The Hitman’s Bodyguard” filled a need for viewers looking for big action and bigger performances, and now the gang’s returned for the awkwardly titled sequel, “The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard,” which does what many unnecessary sequels do: rehash the original endeavor to maximize potential profits. There’s no bold creative leap in “The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard,” just more noise from director Patrick Hughes, a once promising helmer whose mission with the continuation is to make an even more obnoxious movie with a bigger budget, keeping the talent screaming and the stunt set pieces chaotic. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Film Review - Fatherhood

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Kevin Hart isn’t known for his dramatic capabilities, offering a rare show of non-yelling sensitivity in 2017’s “The Upside.” He’s largely remained in the field of comedy, playing to his fanbase with silly pictures that demand volume, not timing, but “Fatherhood” is perhaps the most direct acting challenge Hart has faced during his screen career. He’s tasked with playing a broken widower trying to raise his daughter on his own, and while the endeavor isn’t too far from laughs, it makes a few attempts to deal with the emotional realities of parenthood, especially for those unprepared for its immense challenges. Hart’s does a fine job away from his usual shtick, and “Fatherhood” clicks when it stays focused on the taxing education of household management with a little baby. Any time the writing moves away from the core challenge of endurance, the movie gets caught up in irksome formula. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Film Review - The Birthday Cake

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“The Birthday Cake” is a story about the Italian mafia in a day and age when tales of old-world criminal endeavors have been exhausted, with enough of these productions all following the same story of paranoia and “fuhgeddaboudit” family ties. The writing (credited to Diomedes Raul Bermudez, Shiloh Fernandez, and Jimmy Giannopoulous, who also directs) doesn’t aim especially high, supplying a tale of danger involving one young man’s dangerous night on the town as he makes his way to a celebration, and casting is both oddball and dispiritingly predictable. It takes a lot of patience to stick with “The Birthday Cake” as it deals with angry encounters with loud people, but it helps to have the knowledge that the material is going somewhere, offering a payoff that’s way more interesting than the picture’s laborious introductions. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Film Review - The Sparks Brothers

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Music has always been important to director Edgar Wright. It’s been a major element in everything he’s made, with his last effort, “Baby Driver,” emerging as a musical in some ways, with the action edited with soundtrack selections in mind. For his latest picture, Wright makes a move into documentary filmmaking, trying to do something meaningful with his longstanding adoration for the band Sparks, who’ve been around for over 50 years. “The Sparks Brothers” is an unabashed valentine for siblings Ron and Russell Mael, who’ve created a striking career in the art pop genre, using their love of cinema and humor to mastermind 25 albums of spacey, polarizing songs. Fandom for Sparks is on the secret handshake side of things, but Wright is determined to share his love for the duo with “The Sparks Brothers,” which is more of a commercial at times than an offering of journalism, but it remains a joyous, educational viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Film Review - 12 Mighty Orphans

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It’s one thing to offer an underdog sports story, but “12 Mighty Orphans” presents a football saga set in Texas during the aftermath of the Great Depression. Hope for a measured understanding of adversity is pretty much lost in the opening act of the feature. The material is “inspired by a true story,” giving screenwriters Ty Roberts (who also directs), Lane Garrison, and Kevin Meyer wiggle room with the tale of Coach Rusty Russell and his radical efforts to create a football team out of a collection of teenage orphans, and one that could compete on a statewide level. “12 Mighty Orphans” isn’t looking to be much more than a thick slice of feel-good cinema, but Roberts gets carried away with his depictions of good and evil, transforming the endeavor into a cartoon at times, unwilling to pull back when it comes to a balanced understanding of gridiron glory and individual strife. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Film Review - The Serpent

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The big screen needs new action heroes, and it’s been difficult to find people capable of presenting such toughness while backed by at least passable direction and writing. Stepping up to the plate is Gia Skova, a Russian-born fashion model who’s tried to make something happen as an actress for nearly a decade. Perhaps fed up with the system, Skova decides to make her own cinematic bruiser with “The Serpent,” claiming acting, writing, directing, and producing credits on the picture, which follows a CIA agent working to crack a terrorist event involving bombs implanted in children. Skova keeps herself front and center during the film, trying to sell herself as a major threat to evil men, but the reality of “The Serpent” isn’t quite as captivating, with the production basically a gigantic mess of baffling moviemaking choices and low-budget blunders. Skova creates one seriously goofball feature that’s meant to celebrate her industry presence, but the endeavor primarily reinforces her inexperience with the production process. She wants to be an action star, but she barely qualifies as an action figure. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Blu-ray Review - Dark Tower

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It seems the late 1980s was a big time for supernatural horror films set in tall buildings. In 1988, there was the ill-fated "Poltergeist III," and for 1989, producer Sandy Howard brings terror to a Barcelona office complex in "Dark Tower." The picture didn't enjoy an easy road to completion, with original director Ken Wiederhorn possibly replaced by Freddie Francis (Weiderhorn denies this, so who knows), and, apparently, Roger Daltrey and Lucy Guttridge were set in leading roles before Michael Moriarty and Jenny Agutter stepped in to complete the film. While watching "Dark Tower," one can sense behind-the-scenes issues emerging, as the effort's strong start with strange, violent happenings in an office building is gradually turned into semi-random events involving a ghostly presence and his apparent love of elevator antagonism. There doesn't seem to be anyone helping to guide the events of the feature, but B-movie appeal and committed performances end up saving the day in this endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Blu-ray Review - The Girl in Room 2A

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It's difficult to describe 1974's "The Girl in Room 2A" has a giallo, especially as viewers understand the subgenre today. It's a pulpy mystery featuring the hunt for missing people, and it's more of a fetish film, highlighting the dungeon punishment of naked women by a man dressed in a deep red executioner outfit. It's not a movie that's looking to startle its audience, aiming to be more kinky than macabre. The production almost resembles a Hammer Horror event at times, which works best for the endeavor, finding success with mild sleuthing, not terrifying encounters. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Blu-ray Review - French Sex Murders

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1972's "French Sex Murders" appears to have a plan to deliver lurid entertainment for murder mystery fans, delving into an underworld of prostitution and maniacal male behavior to best stir up some evil encounters. Director Ferdinando Merighi doesn't push himself when it comes time to crank up tension and provide horrors, but there are a few promising elements to the feature. It's not a striking giallo, with "French Sex Murders" keeping a low profile when it comes to the basic ingredients of the subgenre. Morris aims for a blunt viewing experience, more comfortable teasing human perversion than actually delivering it. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Blu-ray Review - My Dear Killer

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The unfortunate reality about 1972's "My Dear Killer" is that its best scene also happens to be its first scene. It's a reverse climax for the feature, which opens with a man being decapitated by a giant excavator, killed in a uniquely gruesome way, launching the movie with a surge of murder mystery energy that gradually weakens at the production transitions to a detective story that's primarily about conversations and interrogations. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Blu-ray Review - Sputnik

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"Sputnik" is an unsettling picture. It's a Russian production that's out to challenge expectations for an alien invasion story, providing a more sinister ride of paranoia and panic without expanding to epic size. It also marks the return of actress Oksana Akinshina to American screens, having made her breakthrough in 2002's "Lilya 4-Ever," a shattering feature about human trafficking that promised great things from the young talent. While she made an appearance in "The Bourne Supremacy," Akinshina has largely remained in Russian films, returning to western view in "Sputnik," where she delivers a commanding performance as a medical mind put into contact with an extraterrestrial experience that overwhelms her before it begins to threaten her. Akinshina's part of a strong cast that gives director Egor Abramenko a firm dramatic foundation while the tale explores close encounters and government control with sharp cinematic highlights. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Blu-ray Review - Hard Kill

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Actor Bruce Willis and director Matt Eskandari have a friendly relationship, as "Hard Kill" is their third collaboration in a short amount of time. And by collaboration, I mean Eskandari is in charge of creating low-budget mayhem while Willis sits comfortably somewhere away from the action, collecting what I assume to be a sizable paycheck. They teamed for "Trauma Center" and the reasonably engaging "Survive the Night," but they press their luck with "Hard Kill," which puts in next to no effort when it comes to creating even basic suspense or excitement. It's a siege picture in a way, with the helmer in charge of making pennies spent on the production look like dimes. The production doesn't have any fresh ideas or, at times, basic competency, staying weirdly small with a plot that welcomes a grander feel for B-movie escapism. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Film Review - Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway

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2018’s “Peter Rabbit” seemed like a disaster in the making, with the production working to hip-up the iconic Beatrix Potter character, going full-Poochie to get kids interested in a character who’s been around since 1902. The original film is not a great work of art, but it made a ton of money, delighting family audiences with its slapstick and lively voicework, fulfilling its purpose as the beginning of a new franchise that trades Potter-y stillness for more cartoonish antics. For “Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway,” the vibe is generally the same, with returning director Will Gluck (who co-scripts with Patrick Burleigh) concentrating on his CG-animated stars as they find themselves in new kinds of trouble, while the adults also deal with mild moral corruption. What’s different about “The Runaway” is confidence, with Gluck knowing his vision for the brand name works for many, willing to let the sequel get wackier and weirder as it aims for laughs. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


Film Review - The House Next Door: Meet the Blacks 2

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“Meet the Blacks” opened in 2016 to limited box office and horrific reviews, and director Deon Taylor has been trying to distance himself from the feature, working on a steady stream of low-budget thrillers with limited marketplace impact (including “The Intruder,” “Traffik,” “Black and Blue,” and last year’s “Fatale”). “The House Next Door: Meet the Blacks 2” is a sequel that doesn’t really want to be a sequel (the “Meet the Blacks 2” part of the title doesn’t appear onscreen), and it’s not a project that’s been rushed into theaters, with the helmer completing work on the movie four years ago. There’s no reason for a “Meet the Blacks” continuation, and Taylor once again makes a braindead comedy incredibly difficult to sit through, showing no aptitude for funny business or even horror happenings, and one gets the feeling he’s almost ashamed of the film, keeping his distance from any noticeable directorial influence. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com